Our MusicClick song name to jump to sample lyrics below.The “Sweet” Song Parody Let’s Hear It For The Boy Parody Side by Side Parody You’re Getting to be a Habit With Me Parody Over the River and Through the Woods Parody Flight Attendant Medley With Plenty of Money and You Parody Thanks for the Mammogram Parody |
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The “Sweet” Song Parody© Novelty Shop Quartet 2003Nothing could be finer than a stack of Aunt Jemima in the morning. Nothing could be sweeter than Log Cabin by the LITER in the morning. Piles of Hostess Twinkies, Snickers by the score… Eskimo Pies and Milk Duds… Cheesecake and petit four (or five!) There is nothing awful ‘bout a pile of Belgian waffles in the morning. Oreos with “Double Stuff” A giant hot fudge ice cream puff at dawning. If I owned Godiva Chocolates just for a day I’d make a pretty great Milky Way Nothing could be finer than a stack of Aunt Jemima in the morning! >> Back to Top 
Let’s Hear It For The Boy Parody© Novelty Shop Quartet 2010My doctor he looks thirteen, he’s never had to shave He’s still too young to be bossy, And tell me I need to lose some weight … ‘cause that advice I hate! And maybe he’s four foot nine, but I don’t really mind, ‘Cause when he doesn’t disappear, I just want to cheer, Let’s hear it for the boy, let’s hear it, let’s give the boy a hand Let’s hear it for my doctor, You know you gotta understand Whoa, maybe he’s too young to drive, but he calls back while I’m alive Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's hear it for the boy! >> Back to Top Side by Side Parody© Novelty Shop Quartet 2003“Will you be my bridesmaid”, that’s what they always say…. “You get to buy a gorgeous gown you’ll wear again someday!” (No WAY!”) Says she chose these dresses at an outlet known for thrift So I’d have lots of money left to buy her wedding gift! Oh, we ain’t got your typical clothing All of our dresses we’re loathing In our closets we squeeze dresses like these Side by Side. >> Back to Top 
You’re Getting to be a Habit With Me Parody© Novelty Shop Quartet 2003You’ve got me so excited can’t you see? I’ve finally found the place to be! Every bump, every bulge you so kindly don’t divulge… You’re getting to be a habit with me. Never hot roll my hair, no one else knows that it’s there You’re getting to be a habit with me. I used to think this frumpy habit was something I’d wear just a while But now I know your basic little black dress Will never go out of style! >> Back to Top Over the River and Through the Woods Parody© Novelty Shop Quartet 2002Over the river and through the woods To the in-laws house we go (OH NO!!!) It’s over a ridge, ninety miles from the bridge, Give or take a day or so… Drove by the last fudge store yesterday And we didn’t even know! Ev’ry house and tree and winery Are under three tons of snow. Over the river and through the woods Christmas dinner’s on the stove. The menu’s unique, and not for the meek, And it’s better not to know… Buffalo stroganoff, elk surprise Squirrel pasties made with lard Cause ‘til the spring it’s anything That walks into the yard! >> Back to Top Flight Attendant Medley© Novelty Shop Quartet 2002Come fly with me, let’s fly let’s fly away We’re here to serve, if you have the nerve Board our plane, have it OUR way Come fly with me, we’ll fly we’ll fly away! We’d like to take you on a Slow Flight to China With Northwest Airlines Greet you and seat you near a passenger who snores Leave all your luggage sittin’ on a faraway shore We’ll offer coffee, alcohol for a small fee Then say the bathroom’s broke (and that ain’t no joke!) We’d like to get you on a Northwest flight to China All to ourselves alone. Delta dawn, all those first class perks are gone No hot lunches, only pretzels when you fly No matter what you pay You better know it’s just our way To give you one big hassle in the sky >> Back to Top 
With Plenty of Money and You Parody© Novelty Shop Quartet 2005Money, money, money, lots of money, money, money… Lots of money, it ain’t funny those attorneys want my money! Oh baby what I couldn’t do if it was illegal to sue… I’d find something wrong with each man alive And increase my daily caseload to a hundred-five And I would find some good reason for surgery If there was no danger of perjury I would yank out good adenoids and shove in loose hemorrhoids If it were illegal to sue! >> Back to Top Thanks for the Mammogram Parody© Novelty Shop Quartet 2007I’ve spent several weeks inside this clinic I have had quite the tour I admit I used to be a cynic… But prevention is for sure Better than the cure… So thanks for the mammogram, The nifty EKG, x-ray of my knee… The ultrasound and glucose and the colonoscopy How lovely it was! Thanks for the mammogram, The bone density test, CAT scan of my chest Creatinine and glucose and quick pregnancy test, I thank you so much! >> Back to Top |
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